seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
I woke up under a house in Key West
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