let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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