So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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