Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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