we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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