38 yer olds are good kisserssss
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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