Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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