he was CRYING into my vagina
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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