it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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