for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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