Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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