haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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