i need an iv and a liver transplant
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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