i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
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