i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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