i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
you never un-have a 4some
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
