ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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