It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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