Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
kristin has been a bad kristin
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I love you.
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