it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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