What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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