You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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