yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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