he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
All I want is dick and wine.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Randomize
