1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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