Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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