i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
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