Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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