Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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