I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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