She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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