I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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