i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
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