just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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