i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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