Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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