And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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