DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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