I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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