oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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