their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
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