Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Randomize
