there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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