hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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