im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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