Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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