hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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