8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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