Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Princesses don't give blow jobs
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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