should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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